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Welcome to the April 1st edition of Read All About It, the Glenview Public Library's newsletter for book lovers. We hope you appreciate the information we provide, and that you will contact us at 4readers@glenview.lib.il.us with any comments or suggestions.

In This Issue
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  • Titles to Watch For
  • Why Read At All?
  • Best Ignored
  • NOT on Display this Month
  • HAPPY APRIL FOOL'S DAY!

  • Why Read At All?
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    Located in the basement of a library is a little known resource to many patrons: the video collection. Patrons who find it difficult to find the time to pick up a book, who just don't have the inclination, or who don't know how to read will all want to take a trip downstairs.

    While you are down in the video collection, take a short detour to the magazine department and check out our collection of TV Guides. Not only do we have this week's, we have an archive back to 2003.

    Throughout the building we also have many Internet stations for patron use. You can surf the web, swap email, and play games online.

    With all the library resources at your disposal, you never have to open a book!

    Best Ignored
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    FICTION
    Shopaholic Goes on a Bender Sophie Kinsella
    Becky Bloomwood takes to drink after all her credit cards are maxed out and she is forced to take a job at Wal-Mart.

    On Beyond Z is for Zygote by Sue Grafton Seuss
    Have you seen a vicious killer? Have you read my latest thriller?

    NON-FICTION
    Fluff: How Dryer Lint Changed America by Mark Kurlansky
    Yet another book on how the trivia that surrounds us is really significant.

    NOT on Display this Month
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    You won't miss these displays NOT in the library this month:

    1. Get a Life: Self-Help Books
    2. Something's Rotten in the State of Denmark: Home Remodeling Books
    3. We Don't Need No Stinking Badges: True Crime
    4. They Call the Wind Maria: Gastric Disorders

    Authors on display:

    • Britney Spears
    • Madonna
    • Oprah

    HAPPY APRIL FOOL'S DAY!
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    -- Your friends at the Glenview Public Library!

    Titles to Watch For
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    Keep your eyes open, these are sure to be on publisher's lists in the coming year.

    The Michaelangelo Conundrum
    by Dan Green
    A secret society finds a key to the mystery of God and his relationship with Adam on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel.

    I'm Rubber, You're Glue
    by Bill O'Reilly
    Bill O'Reilly takes his feud with Al Franken to the playground and the two trade puerile insults.

    The Beached Whale Diet
    by Arthur Aghaston
    Eat all you want and then lie gasping in the sun is the advice offered by this latest entry in the diet book genre.

    I'm Rich, You're Not
    by Donald Trump
    The Donald gloats over the rest of us in this tedious volume.

    Against All Enemas
    by Dick Clark
    The mastermind behind American Bandstand shares the secret to his vitality.

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